The joy of testing
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Since we've been doing so much field testing lately, I thought I'd leave you with some of the more colorful quotes I've heard during debugging:
Brian: "Frank, I will not be able to handle the 1898 vehicles you've told me are in the opposing lane."
Mike: "We'll use the red Tahoe as a traffic vehicle. It's supposed to rain, but at least we have the sun roof we can close. As for the other windows, well, we're fresh out of luck. Fortunately we won't ruin the interior, though, because the interior is sitting on the floor of the garage."
Brian: "We'll need to add a 'shut up and do it' decorator to that message, so that when something's coming toward us but I tell you the avoidance maneuver is infeasible, you can just tell me to shut up and do it."
Jason: "Oh, well that wasn't a real sensor back then. You might as well have strapped a chicken to the roof of the car and plugged a serial port into it."
DISCLAIMER: the technical investigations of this team should in no way be perceived as anything but a dedicated and rigorous research effort. Please do not reproduce or otherwise make available any portion of the material found within unless permission is obtained from the author first.
Since we've been doing so much field testing lately, I thought I'd leave you with some of the more colorful quotes I've heard during debugging:
Brian: "Frank, I will not be able to handle the 1898 vehicles you've told me are in the opposing lane."
Mike: "We'll use the red Tahoe as a traffic vehicle. It's supposed to rain, but at least we have the sun roof we can close. As for the other windows, well, we're fresh out of luck. Fortunately we won't ruin the interior, though, because the interior is sitting on the floor of the garage."
Brian: "We'll need to add a 'shut up and do it' decorator to that message, so that when something's coming toward us but I tell you the avoidance maneuver is infeasible, you can just tell me to shut up and do it."
Jason: "Oh, well that wasn't a real sensor back then. You might as well have strapped a chicken to the roof of the car and plugged a serial port into it."
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