Massive amounts of ibeo massiveness

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The storm troopers are back, and this time in force. Two new ibeos (fancy laser rangefinders) found their way onto the Tahoe this weekend as part of our "see everything at the intersection" initiative. For the time being, the Tahoe will look more mysterious than ever:

...like a child missing his front teeth, I guess. Hmm, now all we have to do is find some way to make the data useful. Amazing what a driver's two eyes can do.

I would write more witty witticisms this morning, but at present I am exhausted and not feeling very well.