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Recipe for disaster:
1 student with bad sense of humor
a dash of freshly-cracked political satire
1 journalist looking for something funny to print
1 national newspaper
1 university with a good reputation

Directions:
Preheat oven to 80 degrees.
Mix ingredients thoroughly.
Bake disaster for 30 minutes, or until debacle develops.
Cool debacle thoroughly by changing your name and moving to Mexico.

This is Hector Sanchez, signing off.